Wednesday, January 25, 2017

We're Going to Need a Better Fence!

The Party of Fear and Hate brings you another four years of Greed and Arrogance!

Let's "rebuild" the biggest military force in the world! Let's restore our crumbling infrastructure! Let's give huge tax breaks to the ultra rich! Let's even give health care to everyone! But first, let's put a stop to all of this unscrupulous bullying and bad-mouthing coming from the liberal media, career bureaucrats, millions of women and anyone spouting those goofy "facts." They hurt our feelings.

As Abraham Lincoln may have observed:
You can fool some of the people all of the time (2004: Bush wins second term), and all of the people some of the time (2000: Gore wins, Bush owns Supreme Court), but you can not fool all of the people all of the time (2008: Obama wins, 8 years of prosperity and sanity are stonewalled by say anything, do nothing Republican machine). 2017: THE SKY IS FALLING!

We have nothing to fear but fear itself
And terror
And panic
And horror
And dread
And shock
And alarm
And trepidation
And apprehension
And carnage
And immigrants
And non-"great" people
And gays
And the media
And Progressives
And Liberals
And Socialists
And The Truth

So why are these rich, white guys so defensive? They have all the money, all the land, all the oil, all the branches of government, all the drugs, all the money, and sexy FICO scores - what are they afraid of? Bunch o' pussies.

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