Originally posted as a comment to
Gore/Obama 2008: Have yer Cake and Eat It Too at
MyLeftWingThanks, Durrati! Now that's drawing hope and inspiration out of the impending bloodbath in Denver.
"Rules? In a knife fight?" ~ Harvey Logan, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
According to Merriam-Webster online, a "convention" is defined as:
2 a: the summoning or convening of an assembly b: an assembly of persons met for a common purpose; especially : a meeting of the delegates of a political party for the purpose of formulating a platform and selecting candidates for office.
It's a convention, not a coronation, damnit! Haven't we seen enough of Emperors and their new clothes? Is it too much to ask OUR delegates to do their jobs? After all, OUR representatives in Congress have set such a stellar example over the last 14 months, it should be a piece of cake (or death).
I watched Chuck Schumer on Face the Meat, or Eat the Press, or Stop Making Sense, or whatever talking head fluff it was this morning, desperately trying not to say that the Convention is already hopelessly deadlocked and there is no solution that will not irreparably rend the Party asunder. He didn't convince me.
However, I have some proposals of my own for solutions to the following conundrums (conundra? sounds a little like something sexual - like electorile dysfunction?):
1. what about the Super-Delegates?
2. what about the absence of delegates from Michigan and Florida?
3. wherefore art thou Al, and John, and Ralph?
4. where is Vince Lombardi when we need him?
It's a Byrd, it's a Plame, it's Super-Waffle! Bill Press on his morning talk show this past week, repeatedly framed the super-delegate question in terms of a quote attributed to Obama - calling for the designation of super-delegates to the candidate who wins "the most states, the most delegates, the most votes." Unfortunately, even that definition fails to identify a single individual candidate, since different candidates could obtain strikingly different victories as measured by each of those measures. And WE don't even have a reliable measure of the votes that are really going to count - who's most capable of carrying enough states to win enough electoral votes to actually win the general election? WE could easily see Obama arrive in Denver with "the most states" while Clinton could have "the most delegates" and no one would have the gall to claim that a January vote in New Hampshire is the same as an April vote in Pennsylvania when the mindset of the electorate seems to be as mercurial as the temperature. If there's one thing WE should have learned by now, it's that people can change their minds - from one day to the next, from one issue to another, from sea to shining sea. A huge shadow has been cast over the Convention - should WE have Punxsatawny Phil cast the deciding vote?
A simple proposal - disallow voting by super-delegates on the first ballot. Make them do their jobs. They represent US. They should arrange a convention where delegates actually have a chance to meet with the candidates, rather than waiting for some anti-climactic rigged beauty-pageant coronation orchestrated by the mechanical application of some vote-allocating formula concocted by some DNC algebraically-challenged "steering" committee. Meet, talk, shout, and have a real discussion of all the issues that seem to concern the Party elite as well as the newly-inspired, presumably easily discouraged new-wave-voters. Then talk to US, the poor peons at home who get to actually vote for or against these clowns in sheep's clothing. Then, after full and open discussion (remember Chicago in '68) of the issues that SHOULD shape the platform and the choice of a candidate who could actually WIN the election, maybe WE will feel that OUR voices have been heard, that WE the people have a role to play, and that THEY will be held accountable to US. If a single, unifying, inspirational candidate fails to emerge under those circumstances, maybe WE could see a "Draft Gore" movement arise from the ashes of self-immolation.
From Lansing to Tallahassee - If the old guard hopes to retain any semblance of a single, united Democratic Party, they had better come up with a plan that is actually democratic. Much as I would like to see the end of the two-party vice-grip on US politics, I don't think this is the right year to look for wholesale liquidations (Christian-Democrats for sale at 3 for a dollar; day-old Greens reduced for quick sale before self-composting, Social-Democrats veering off to the left of the blue-light special, Labor-ites struggling to raise the minimum wage while still finding sub-minimum jobs for illegal immigrants - to say nothing of the Christo-Fascist Republicons wooing Ann Coulter away from their kinder, gentler side, the Spanish Inquisition). I do understand that it's strikingly unfair to disenfranchise the voters (or non-voters) of Florida and Michigan, but the same good ol' boys who knowingly broke the rules are the ones who stand to assume positions as super-delegates if and when their states' delegations are recognized, and they stacked the deck against Obama and others in both states. I'd allow them to attend the convention, to participate in discussions, to help formulate a platform, and maybe even allow them to vote, but ONLY AFTER a deciding vote has been tallied and ONLY IF their votes won't make any difference. After all is said and done, let them join in the revelry of selecting a candidate who may well become the next President, but let them learn that rules are rules, and if you choose to bring your sister to the prom, you don't get a good-night kiss (I was sorely tempted to make this metaphor a lot more graphic - feel free to fill in your own details - but I decided that when you're coining a phrase that may last for all posterity, and may decide the fate of the world as we know it, it should probably be G-rated and avoid any reference to the State of Arkansas).
Would you buy a used car from this man? 
Remember the anti-Nixon campaign poster from the 60's? Why should we care who gets which endorsement deal? The truth is that we SHOULDN'T, but we do read the gossip rags, and the blogs, and then we make up our own and we hope someone out there cares what WE say - and then there are the voters who are not quite as well read, or informed, or opinionated, or self-righteous, or deluded, or as intelligent as we are. As I said in an earlier
unread diary, the masses are awakening, and they're ready for change, but their attachment to this particular political process may be quite tenuous. Maybe Durrati's right, and this is Al's moment to "Save the Cheerleader, Save the World." Or maybe just help steer it in the right, or rather left, direction. Maybe Al Gore and John Edwards, and Ralph Nader, and Oprah Winfrey, and Caroline Kennedy can work together to bring the Party together under the big tent (or maybe we're all bozos on this bus). On the other hand, if the Dems self-destruct, is it too late to field a Gore/Edwards team on the Green Party line in all 50 states?
Put me in, Coach; I'm ready to play! We've survived another Super Bowl; we've puzzled over a Super Tuesday; we're baffled by the Super-Delegates - can we somehow manage to de-throne the Republicons before we descend into madness and the Democratic Party becomes a Super-fluous footnote in American History?
"Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." ~ Vince Lombardi
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. ~Kurt Vonnegut